Here is where the South has it archetypically right, but literally wrong.  Adam, give Eve back her kitchen.

She will chase the animals back onto the farm and into the wild where they belong, and detoxify the garden and water supply which you continue to poison.​ 

​Enjoy your fruits, vegetables, nuts, and grains as much as you like, but turn it down on your meats and correct your misuse of herbicides and pesticides.

Go to the sea, Adam. Farm the waters to add to your crops.​
You don't have to be sprouting a lotus flower rather than sporting a snake to engage as Eve. 

In most places around the world, Eves with snakes​ have had it worse than Eve herself. Adams sporting lotus flowers rather than snakes have had it a little better, but not by much.